The Battle Hymn of the Obama Nation

Gerald Warner at the Telegraph gives new meaning to the Battle Hymn of the Republic

Mine eyes have been bedazzled by the coming of The One:
He is doling out the dollars that the suckers’ toil has won;
He is doling out the dollars and he’s only just begun –
The pork tub’s rolling on.
Glory, glory to Obama!
Glory, glory to Obama!
Glory, glory to Obama!
The pork tub’s rolling on.

A billion bucks for Amtrak and four billion more for those
Who are ramping up the franchise as the ACORN project grows;
Three hundred million extra for poor souls who’ve caught a dose –
The pork tub’s rolling on.
Don’tcha just love stimulation!
Don’tcha just love stimulation!
Economic simulation –
The barrel’s rolling on.

There’s tax cuts for illegals, while six billion dollars mean
We can save the whole darn planet, turning public buildings green;
A big handout for Hollywood – who thinks that that’s obscene?
The pork tub’s rolling on.
Change we need is in the pipeline!
Change we need is in the pipeline!
Wealth and comfort all our lifetime!
The pork tub’s rolling on.

Forget the Grand Old Party we were surely wise to spurn,
For Obama is our saviour, he has cash enough to burn;
If you’re puzzled, Mr Geithner – that strange form’s a tax return.
The pork tub’s rolling on.
Glory, glory to Obama!
Glory, glory to Obama!
Glory, glory to Obama!
The pork tub’s rolling on.

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